A wife, being the romantic
sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, replied,
Am on toilet.. Please advise
Dr. Drobkin was a
world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical
degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to
the top of his field.
Soon he was
invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference held in his hometown.
He walked on stage, placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto
the floor.
As he bent over
to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The
microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the lecture room and
reverberated it down the hall! He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained
his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding
applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his hometown again.
Decades later,
when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel
room under the name of Cohen and arrived under cover of darkness.
The desk clerk
asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Cohen?"
Dr. Drobkin
replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here, received my
education here, but then moved away."
"Why haven't
you visited?" asked the desk clerk.
"Actually, I
did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since
then I've been too ashamed to return."
The clerk
consoled him, "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I
have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered
by others. I bet that's true of your incident too."
Dr. Drobkin
replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my embarrassment."
"Was it a
long time ago?"
"Yes, many
years."
The clerk asked,
"Was it before or after the Drobkin Fart?"
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