It just never stops.

Recently we went out to lunch with some friends at a locally owned diner.  My wife was interested in the tamales.
Wife, asking the young waiter: "What's in the tamales?:
Me, interrupting before the waiter could reply: "No one knows what tamale holds!"
Waiter, after a brief pause, gives a drawn out "Wow."

The sad part was that Murphy's Law was not there to enjoy endure it.
I sometimes just can't help myself.